December 27, 2003

• Some profound thoughts from my enebriated uncle:

  
  

  "If you help yourself, God will help you."  (Oh, about 12 times in a row.)  In combination with, "If you don't help yourself, God will not help you."

  
  

  "People are not perfect.  Common sense tells us people are not perfect."

  
  

  "Don't always believe your friends.  I was part of a gang...."  (Okay, I totally lost track of what he meant to say towards the end of this phrase.)

  
  

  "Bobby, this is my advice to you.  You should get married.  Nobody is going to help you." 

  
  

  and finally,

  
  

  "I don't care what you do."

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